Honcarvan is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unfair hydra.

Honcarvan created the planet Venus eight million years ago.

If you believe in Honcarvan, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Honcarvan, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Honcarvan's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Honcarvan's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.