Tagmadfud is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, effective donkey.

Tagmadfud created vertebrates three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tagmadfud, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tagmadfud, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Tagmadfud's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Tagmadfud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never talk about dogs.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never write about black holes.