Nanxinarn is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, unselfish jaguar.

Nanxinarn created energy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nanxinarn, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nanxinarn, she will turn you into a goat.

Nanxinarn's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Nanxinarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.

2. Ducks are not to be trusted.

3. Always help sick porpoises.

4. Hide from brown tapirs for they are unholy.

5. Never wear indigo skirts.