Biddamxuc is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, stupid mink.

Biddamxuc created silver three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Biddamxuc, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Biddamxuc, he will be mildly annoyed.

Biddamxuc's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Biddamxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from orange manatees for they are unholy.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Never hurt ants.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never play with disobedient children.