Hasgomxen Mutsagtim is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, sage fairy.

Hasgomxen Mutsagtim created the Black Eye Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hasgomxen Mutsagtim, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hasgomxen Mutsagtim, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Hasgomxen Mutsagtim's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Hasgomxen Mutsagtim's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Never feed rice to dogs while wearing white ear rings.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Do not speak about wheat.