Yakvagflat is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, dishonest hedgehog.

Yakvagflat created water nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yakvagflat, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yakvagflat, it will torture you forever.

Yakvagflat's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Yakvagflat's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat melons.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never feed gooseberries to hamsters while wearing gray jumpers.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Do not wear copper on your body.