Fodcebleg is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, capable centaur.

Fodcebleg created a Higgs boson two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodcebleg, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fodcebleg, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Fodcebleg's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Fodcebleg's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed wheat to ants while wearing purple corsets.

2. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Hide from black seals for they are unholy.