Bissdobvag is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, all-powerful dragonfly.

Bissdobvag created a down quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bissdobvag, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bissdobvag, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Bissdobvag's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Bissdobvag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not take Bissdobvag's name in vain.

3. Never think ill of sick monkeys.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.