Vinwapxemtad is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, proud finch.

Vinwapxemtad created silver seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Vinwapxemtad, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Vinwapxemtad, she will come to you in dreams.

Vinwapxemtad's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Vinwapxemtad's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Vinwapxemtad's priests.

2. Always help tapirs.

3. Always wear orange.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always help manatees in need.