Zodbutbod is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, witty horse.

Zodbutbod created an atom three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodbutbod, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Zodbutbod, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Zodbutbod's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Zodbutbod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never paint your neck white.

3. Always help monkeys.

4. Put Zodbutbod first in all things.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.