Bopyikfum is a god.
She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, conceited wolf.
Bopyikfum created Africa twelve years ago.
If you believe in Bopyikfum, she will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in Bopyikfum, she will turn you into a mouse.
Bopyikfum's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.
Bopyikfum's Holy Commandments
1. Fast once a month.
2. You must love Bopyikfum.
3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
4. Do not dye your hair yellow.
5. Never look at stars.