Jenbafnarl Sancibmaddodkincunvedtarp is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, omnipotent cow.

Jenbafnarl Sancibmaddodkincunvedtarp created the Whirlpool Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Jenbafnarl Sancibmaddodkincunvedtarp, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Jenbafnarl Sancibmaddodkincunvedtarp, he will turn you into a mouse.

Jenbafnarl Sancibmaddodkincunvedtarp's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Jenbafnarl Sancibmaddodkincunvedtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Fast once a month.