Tarstragbed is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, annoying goose.

Tarstragbed created the Virgo Supercluster two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tarstragbed, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tarstragbed, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Tarstragbed's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Tarstragbed's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of sheep.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Run away from turquoise rats, for they are unholy.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tarstragbed.