Dinranbassomtnurl is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, fast lobster.

Dinranbassomtnurl created the planet Saturn four million years ago.

If you believe in Dinranbassomtnurl, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Dinranbassomtnurl, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Dinranbassomtnurl's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Dinranbassomtnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Dinranbassomtnurl on top of all buildings.

2. You must never eat corn.

3. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not covet oxen.