Dapingwat is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, self-assured skunk.

Dapingwat created dark matter three million years ago.

If you believe in Dapingwat, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dapingwat, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Dapingwat's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Dapingwat's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not eat peas.

4. Never go into blue rooms.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.