Sadgemvog is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, deceitful frog.

Sadgemvog created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sadgemvog, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sadgemvog, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Sadgemvog's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Sadgemvog's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Never mention snakes.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.