Ranappwot is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, generous skunk.

Ranappwot created gold five million years ago.

If you believe in Ranappwot, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Ranappwot, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Ranappwot's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Ranappwot's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face orange.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never talk about tapirs.

4. Do not hurt hamsters.

5. Always treat foxes with great respect.