Cusszigduntal is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, merciful wombat.

Cusszigduntal created Asia five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cusszigduntal, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cusszigduntal, he will have a low opinion of you.

Cusszigduntal's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Cusszigduntal's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry nematodes.

2. Worship no other gods but Cusszigduntal.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never talk about gravity.