Rapfighit is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, uncaring pigeon.

Rapfighit created snails two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rapfighit, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rapfighit, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Rapfighit's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Rapfighit's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Run away if four otters approach from the north.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always stare at clouds.