Jigsanhatfoss is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, conceited human.

Jigsanhatfoss created light two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jigsanhatfoss, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Jigsanhatfoss, he will turn you into a mole.

Jigsanhatfoss' most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Jigsanhatfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. You must love Jigsanhatfoss.

3. Do not wear lead on your body.

4. Jigsanhatfoss loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.