Cudkapdit is a god.

He takes the form of a small, humane tortoise.

Cudkapdit created the Sombrero Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudkapdit, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Cudkapdit, he will remove you from existence.

Cudkapdit's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Cudkapdit's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of birds.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Never pour water over plants.