Pagdavgil Sogxemmet is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, witless scorpion.

Pagdavgil Sogxemmet created everything that exists six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pagdavgil Sogxemmet, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Pagdavgil Sogxemmet, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Pagdavgil Sogxemmet's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Pagdavgil Sogxemmet's Holy Commandments

1. Pagdavgil Sogxemmet loves great tits, so they must be honoured.

2. Pagdavgil Sogxemmet must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always help manatees.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.