Linsakdapcar is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, generous toad.

Linsakdapcar created the Tadpole Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Linsakdapcar, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Linsakdapcar, she will cry a lot.

Linsakdapcar's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Linsakdapcar's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Never go into indigo rooms.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.