Cutmegcad is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, uncaring unicorn.

Cutmegcad created a quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cutmegcad, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cutmegcad, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Cutmegcad's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Cutmegcad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight silicon sculptures of Cutmegcad on top of important buildings.

2. Never hurt cats.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.

5. Fast once a month.