Padbudzag is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, humane deer.

Padbudzag created time and space three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Padbudzag, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Padbudzag, she will destroy your favourite star.

Padbudzag's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Padbudzag's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Padbudzag on top of all buildings.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Never eat grapes.