Sitbopmat is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, dishonourable finch.

Sitbopmat created Africa nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sitbopmat, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sitbopmat, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Sitbopmat's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Sitbopmat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never wear scarves.

3. Always treat pigs with great respect.

4. Hide if three otters approach from the north.

5. Never write about comets.