Dunlargrip is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, stupid gnu.

Dunlargrip created a Higgs boson nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dunlargrip, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dunlargrip, it will destroy your home solar system.

Dunlargrip's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Dunlargrip's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear kilts.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always treat great tits with great respect.

4. Never eat aubergines.

5. Do not speak about oranges.