Dinfenjad is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, generous wyvern.

Dinfenjad created an up quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dinfenjad, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dinfenjad, it will boil you in a big pot.

Dinfenjad's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Dinfenjad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not dye your hair black.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.