Omtmindib is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, passionate donkey.

Omtmindib created the Small Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Omtmindib, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Omtmindib, she will turn you into a mole.

Omtmindib's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Omtmindib's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Omtmindib.

5. Do not cook food in pots.