Monfob is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, emotional salamander.

Monfob created the Tadpole Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Monfob, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Monfob, she will curse you with boils.

Monfob's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Monfob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Erect a large silver sculpture of Monfob on top of all buildings.

5. Run away from gray eagles, for they are unholy.