Nartbogveg is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, humane hummingbird.

Nartbogveg created the Virgo Supercluster two million years ago.

If you believe in Nartbogveg, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nartbogveg, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Nartbogveg's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Nartbogveg's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat moths with great respect.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Always wear gray.

4. Do not speak about parsnips.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Nartbogveg.