Lunvabtail is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, merciless camel.

Lunvabtail created matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lunvabtail, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Lunvabtail, he will destroy your home planet.

Lunvabtail's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Lunvabtail's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never wear gray scarves.

3. Never mention foxes.

4. Never go into white rooms.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.