Yattarndoss is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, impressive snake.

Yattarndoss created the planet Earth seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Yattarndoss, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Yattarndoss, he will turn you into a frog.

Yattarndoss' most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Yattarndoss' Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Yattarndoss loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.

4. Yattarndoss must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.