Ditfutraphub Mapdamdib is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, capable shrew.

Ditfutraphub Mapdamdib created the Sol system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ditfutraphub Mapdamdib, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ditfutraphub Mapdamdib, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Ditfutraphub Mapdamdib's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Ditfutraphub Mapdamdib's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry foxes.

2. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never go into red rooms.

5. Erect nine lead sculptures of Ditfutraphub Mapdamdib on top of important buildings.