Jipcedhun is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, annoying finch.

Jipcedhun created matter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jipcedhun, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Jipcedhun, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Jipcedhun's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Jipcedhun's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jipcedhun.

2. Do not wear green clothing.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

5. Never eat bark.