Podwadbon is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, annoying unicorn.

Podwadbon created Mount Everest three billion years ago.

If you believe in Podwadbon, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Podwadbon, she will turn you into a mole.

Podwadbon's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Podwadbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not take Podwadbon's name in vain.