Hitjabbit is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, all-knowing chicken.

Hitjabbit created the Andromeda Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hitjabbit, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hitjabbit, it will send you a sign.

Hitjabbit's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Hitjabbit's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always help doves.

5. Run away from orange great tits, for they are unholy.