Bonafgup is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, conceited sheep.

Bonafgup created snails six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonafgup, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bonafgup, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Bonafgup's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Bonafgup's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never feed tomatoes to rats while wearing yellow boots.

5. Always look after injured gulls.