Faryimcep is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, intelligent walrus.

Faryimcep created the cosmos eight million years ago.

If you believe in Faryimcep, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Faryimcep, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Faryimcep's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Faryimcep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Run away from turquoise rats, for they are unholy.

3. Never mention porpoises.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not stand on grass.