Nakflatkom is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, witty porpoise.

Nakflatkom created the Cigar Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nakflatkom, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nakflatkom, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Nakflatkom's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Nakflatkom's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Hide from indigo ants for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.