Podgodhit is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, annoying squirrel.

Podgodhit created a quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Podgodhit, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Podgodhit, it will be very sad.

Podgodhit's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Podgodhit's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

3. Erect a large gold sculpture of Podgodhit on top of all buildings.

4. Always obey Podgodhit's priests.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.