Rillzodtonk is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unthoughtful ant.

Rillzodtonk created silver twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rillzodtonk, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rillzodtonk, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Rillzodtonk's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Rillzodtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Rillzodtonk.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always treat pigs with great respect.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.