Hanbarnzodbadmeg is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, grumpy slug.

Hanbarnzodbadmeg created a quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Hanbarnzodbadmeg, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hanbarnzodbadmeg, she will destroy your home planet.

Hanbarnzodbadmeg's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Hanbarnzodbadmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.