Betjambad is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, annoying spider.

Betjambad created the world four billion years ago.

If you believe in Betjambad, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Betjambad, it will try to impress you with trees.

Betjambad's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Betjambad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Hide from cyan swans for they are unholy.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Never think ill of sick ants.

5. Never pour water over plants.
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