Sigcenzedyok Sinflabsakrak is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, idiotic tapir.

Sigcenzedyok Sinflabsakrak created an electron five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sigcenzedyok Sinflabsakrak, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sigcenzedyok Sinflabsakrak, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Sigcenzedyok Sinflabsakrak's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Sigcenzedyok Sinflabsakrak's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Run away if seven gulls approach from the south.

4. Do not wear pink clothing.

5. Do not dye your hair white.