Timveglarg is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, selfish troll.

Timveglarg created the cosmos six million years ago.

If you believe in Timveglarg, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Timveglarg, he will refuse to believe in you.

Timveglarg's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Timveglarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill cats.

2. You must pray to Timveglarg five times a day.

3. Never wear shoes.

4. Do not wear red clothing.

5. Erect seven nickel sculptures of Timveglarg on top of important buildings.