Homnib is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, all-knowing rhinoceros.

Homnib created time and space seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Homnib, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Homnib, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Homnib's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Homnib's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Homnib.

2. Do not take Homnib's name in vain.

3. You must love Homnib.

4. Put Homnib first in all things.

5. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.