Legsugdav Saghuddin Davnutfar is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, strong eagle.

Legsugdav Saghuddin Davnutfar created an electron two million years ago.

If you believe in Legsugdav Saghuddin Davnutfar, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Legsugdav Saghuddin Davnutfar, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Legsugdav Saghuddin Davnutfar's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Legsugdav Saghuddin Davnutfar's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Legsugdav Saghuddin Davnutfar loves eagles, so they must be honoured.

5. Always stare at clouds.