Nabranlitwab is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, contented toad.

Nabranlitwab created humanity eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nabranlitwab, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nabranlitwab, he will turn you into a plant.

Nabranlitwab's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Nabranlitwab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

3. Never talk about gulls.

4. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Nabranlitwab on top of all buildings.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.