Tofbommob is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, contented hippopotamus.

Tofbommob created humanity six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tofbommob, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tofbommob, he will turn you into a frog.

Tofbommob's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Tofbommob's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Tofbommob.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

3. Hamsters are not to be trusted.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.
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